Dirty Thirty

White Trash Dirty Thirty that is!

It seems that everyone around us is turning thirty! In honor of all of our friends who are 30 this summer, a DIRTY White Trash 30th Hoe Down was thrown! I am going to warn you that this post is EXTREMELY Trashy . But hey... this is what we're up to :) The entire way there I said over & OVER...I Can't believe we are really going somewhere dressed like this! What if we were to get into an accident, what are people going to think?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THE EVENING WAS REPULSIVE!

Pig's in a blanket, KFC, Chilly & Cream Cheese Dip, Cheese Balls, were a few of the item on our fine dining menu!

I've never seen so many bra straps, tattoo's, cut off denim, and hoop earrings! Christmas lights in July was a must...colored Christmas light at that! And the ambiance of the Trailer was the perfect touch! And who in a million years would have thought to wear MEN'S UNDERWEAR as a shirt....2 people there!

My family & I all cleaned up! Yes those are Jess' underwear that
Jennifer is wearing!

Me & My Old Man

Rock & Roll

One of the Honorary B-Day Boys! SPANKY

I hope you aren't too applaud by these photos, and PLEASE don't judge because

I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!

Until next time KEEP IT CLASSY!!