Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Sabotage

Nasty

Horrible

No Good

Disgusting


Those are just a few of the words I'd use to describe........


The Number that popped up on my Scale the other day!!


Now... You may be thinking why is this chick writing about her weight?

BECAUSE I THINK... If I publicly write this. No, Not the Number looking up at me... I'd be Crazy to do that! I'm 5'10 and Believe me It's not a little nor cute Number on my best day!


If I share with you that I am A Fats O right now... it Might do me some good! YOU just might happen to bump into me somewherem and catch me doing I shouldn't be & CALL ME OUT!! You see you can help me before I put that Red Robin French Fry in my mouth!!


So here's the story.
A few weeks ago our scale got a little too wet from my wild Indian's (my son's) Splashing in the bath! It got so wet it FRIED!!!
So I took my sweet little time replacing it! I weigh my self EVERY SINGLE DAY... and on that Particular Day I LIKED what IT had to tell me!! So I had a little pep in my step that day!! In My Skinny Jeans :)

So without a Scale each morning I dressed for the day thinking man... I liked that number from the other day, I'm SURE IT'S STILL THE SAME!!

WELL A FEW BIRTHDAY PARTIES {CUPCAKES by the Dozen}

ANOTHER TRIP TO THE STINKING FAIR {Corn dog Heaven}

AFTER CHURCH RED ROBYN {10 baskets of Fires}

AND A LITTLE MUFFIN {DREW} WHO HAS A NEW FOUND LOVE FOR BAKING WITH MOMMY!!


I Finally remembered to grab a scale while moseying through Target the other Day!! In no rush to take it out of the package, I let it sit on the dryer for a day or so!
UNTIL...

I guess I had been on a Major Dress Kick lately?!?!? BECAUSE I SLAPPED ON A Pair of my Slouchy a little too big.... But SUPPPPPER CUTE Trew Religion Jeans the other day!! To MY ASTONISHING SURPRISE THEY FIT! THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIT! THEY ARE "Slouchy Boyfriend" Jeans!!!!!!!

I though Ohhh I MUST have Shrunk these bad boys!

So I grabbed a basic good fitting Pair.... Then Another Pair.... Then Another

(if you know me, JEANS IS MY ADDICTION! SOME WOMEN LOVE SHOES, I LOVE LOVE LOVE JEANS)


And they all Screamed the Same thing...


H-E-L-P


What had I done to myself???

I had SABOTAGED All of my hard work!!
I GAINED 55-60 lbs

while pregnant Trent My 15 month old little baby!!

I worked HARD to loose it all!! So I ripped that Scale Out of the Box and QUICKLY Hopped on!! Then Just as Quickly hopped OFF!! With My hand covering My mouth!!
DISGUST!!!!!

3 Weeks of No Scale Was A BAD IDEA!!


So a Trip to the Farmers Market in search of Fresh VEGGIES VEGGIES VEGGIES was much needed! That is all I'm allowing my self to eat! Wish me luck...


I HAVE BEEN A GOOD GOOD GIRL!! Eating Very healthy this week!!

If you see me at the movies, a restaurant, Starbucks Ext....

And I'm Cheating PLEASE AMBUSH ME!!!!!!!

Until Next time Chubb's is off to make Some Trew Luv!!

{Trew Luv means headbands.... that sounds kinda funny put that way}

My little Baker's Man!!

5 comments:

  1. You're NUTS!!! You're SO TINY!!! You need to eat a big mac!!! I need to diet. I started on Monday and back to working out again! I wish we lived closer we could walk! Love you!

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  2. bhahaha, OK first off you are crazy, but second you are killing me. So funny, I just spit coke out of my nose!!! I don't even want to hear it. I weigh more now then when I was 9 month pregnant!!! Yup, thats right, I said it...and putting it out there for all the world to know, didn't help me one bit!! But good luck!!! We had this conversation already, I refuse to buy a bigger size, so lets do it. I want to walk, dance, whatever to get my buns in shape!!

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  3. LMAO...I know our scale is off but i just keep using it b.c. I am too scared of what the one at the gym will say...I keep thinking my diet will start tomorrow..need to lose the last of the baby weight and tone this fatty bag of bones up!

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  4. You are so funny! You are so stinkin' adorable and have never been fat a day in your life!

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  5. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO YOUR BLOG AND THIS POST HAD ME LAUGHING YOU ARE TOO FUNNY! & GIRL YOU ARE CRAZY U LOOKED AMAZING THE OTHER DAY I SEEN YOU!!!

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